“Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.”
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Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
The author shares personal anecdotes and reflections on their career in comedy, offering insights into the world of stand-up, television, and film. more
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“You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.”
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“I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.”
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“The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.”
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