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“In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...”

Universe Car Saved Survived Amazed Radiohead Interstellar Airbags

Author:Thom Yorke

“Nissan is recalling almost 135,000 Infiniti G35s to address an airbag problem. When Toyota heard that, they said, 'Airbags! I knew we forgot something.'”

Said Problem Heard Addresses They Said Toyota Airbags

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“A 99% Value-at-Risk calculation does not evaluate what happens in the last one percent... This is like an airbag that works all the time, except when you have a car accident.”

Doe Happens Lasts Values Risk Car Percent Accidents Calculations Evaluate Car Accident Airbags

Author:David Einhorn

“Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!”

Needs Said Dinner Airbags

Author:Red Buttons

“Faith does not protect you. Medicine and airbags... Those are the things that protect you. God does not protect you. Intelligence protects you. Enlightenment. Put your faith in something with tangible results. How long has it been since someone walked on water? Modern miracles belong to science. Computers, vaccines, space stations... Even the divine miracle of creation. Matter from nothing... In a lab. Who needs God? No! Science is God!”

Needs Long Doe Matter Water Space Results Modern Creation Protect Computer Enlightenment Miracle Medicine Stations Tangible Vaccines Labs Protect You Need God Airbags

Author:Dan Brown

“You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.”

Knows Walkers Airbags

Book:Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy

Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy

“Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.”

Care Car Brother Died Accidents My Brother Twins Identical Car Accident Identical Twin Brother Died Airbags My Brother Died

Author:Thom Yorke

“I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.”

Use Sex Practice Safe Safety Airbags

Author:Garry Shandling