“I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'”
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Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
The author shares personal anecdotes and reflections on their career in comedy, offering insights into the world of stand-up, television, and film. more
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“You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.”
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“The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.”
“Broadway has been very good to me. But then, I've been very good to broadway.”
“Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them”
Source: Merman: an autobiography
“I'll admit - I was honored to be on the cover of Time”
Source: Merman: an autobiography
Source: Merman: an autobiography
