“William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!”
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“J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!”
“The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!”
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