“Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!” HumorFunnyBaseballBentPencilsTurner Author:Jerry Coleman
“The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!” HumorFunnyBaseballHotHatsTonight Author:Jerry Coleman
“Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!” HumorHandsFunnyBaseballSalesman Author:Jerry Coleman
“Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.” DoneHumorFunnyBaseballBallsHarmGenesSwingsFoulBounce Author:Jerry Coleman
“That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.” MenHumorBigsFunnyGuyCan DoBaseballBig GuysSmall Man Author:Jerry Coleman
“Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.” HumorFunnyBaseballForks Author:Jerry Coleman
“George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.” HumorFunnyLostSunBaseballPops Author:Jerry Coleman
“Hardware works best when it matters the least.” MatterLiteratureHardware Author:Norman Ralph Augustine
“You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.” HumorFunnyWalksRoomsPlayerClothesBaseballMusclesLockersLocker Room Author:Jerry Coleman
“Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.” HumorFunnyBaseballGlassesRoamingRoaming Around Author:Jerry Coleman