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“Give God the margin of eternity to justify himself.”

Quote by Hugh Reginald Haweis

Book:Speech in Season

Work

Speech in Season

This book compiles a selection of speeches that have been delivered on a range of topics and for diverse audiences, showcasing the author's eloquence and insight across different settings. more

Author

Hugh Reginald Haweis

British writer, born on April 3, 1838, and died on January 29, 1901. Known for his poetry, prose, and theological works, he was renowned for his literary and religious thoughts. more

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