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“I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.”

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Thom Yorke

Thom Yorke is a British musician born on October 7, 1968. He is the lead vocalist and lyricist of the renowned rock band Radiohead, known for his distinctive voice and profound lyrics. more

“I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans.”

Thinking Want Humans Individual Wish My Own Perfect Race Special Accepted Limitation Human Race Casting Affront

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“I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.”

People House Causes Water Risk Murder I Realized Killers Murderer Hypocrite

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“I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.”

Courses Evil Talking Glad Clutch Gnome

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“I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.”

Thinking May Might Found Cancer Cures

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“I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!”

Stories Singing Cookies Baking

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“I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.”

Might Leprechaun

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“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing”

Knows Crosses Chickens

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“I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man”

Men Life Stills Together Life Is Certain Mystery Yeah Knives Forks Spoons Sporks

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“I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.”

Stills Kids School Boys Beats Assuming Revenge Accepted Attending Elementary School

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“I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.”

Children Play Baby Clothes Boxes Excuse Softball Laundry Backyards

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