“Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.” BeautifulClearAirSweetSmellHillsBotoxBeverly HillsClear Day Author:Bob Saget
“My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.” FatherWalksStuckThis DayFart Author:Bob Saget
“Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.” ThinkingWellsShowsGovernmentBankingShow Business Author:Bob Saget
“Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?” KnowsDoeSeemsValuesGirlMetsReasonable Author:Bob Saget
“Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?” KnowsMenWholeSawsSonAbuseBreadYellingDoing YouHealth FoodWhole Foods Author:Bob Saget
“A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.” WayTogetherTerrorPartnersNakedScreamOur RelationshipGood Way Author:Bob Saget
“My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.” KindStuffDadMy Dad Author:Bob Saget
“What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.” PeopleLevelsComedyDefinedI've LearnedAuschwitz Author:Bob Saget
