“Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?” KnowsDoeSeemsValuesGirlMetsReasonable Author:Bob Saget
“Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?” KnowsMenWholeSawsSonAbuseBreadYellingDoing YouHealth FoodWhole Foods Author:Bob Saget
“A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.” WayTogetherTerrorPartnersNakedScreamOur RelationshipGood Way Author:Bob Saget
“My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.” KindStuffDadMy Dad Author:Bob Saget
“What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.” PeopleLevelsComedyDefinedI've LearnedAuschwitz Author:Bob Saget
“I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.” PeopleWantStoriesFunActingEntertainingTelling Stories Author:Bob Saget
“A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.” ThreeJokesComedian Author:Bob Saget
“A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!” PeopleLastsAsksHouseMy FavoriteAsk MeEpisodesFull House Author:Bob Saget
“My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.” WalksWifeSaintMy WifeDiapers Author:Bob Saget
