“I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.” IfsGivingSaidFireBirthDatingWweSunnyPorcupines Author:Jerry Lawler
“I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!” ThinkingWellsBeautifulMadWwe Author:Edge
“I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?” ThinkingWayLittlesRealMatterStatesWholeFactsShowsBigsSchoolStuffBeatsAddRingsHungryOpponentsWhy NotThroatWrestlingWwePinsTanksSharksOld SchoolJerichoNebraskaHoot Author:Kurt Angle
“Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough” MeanEnoughChristianLostTeamSticksFormerTitlesChampionHockeyWweGood FriendTagEnough Is EnoughHockey Sticks Author:Kurt Angle
“You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking” KnowsWantDrinkingRingsWant MeWweYou Want Me Author:Kurt Angle
“Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!” IfsBigsNightRocksCookingSmellBreastsWrestlingWweHoeBig Breast Author:Dwayne Johnson