“One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: 'Hey, Lydia. It's Sam. Just calling to say what's up. Gimme a ring when you get a chance.' THAT WAS IT. I pleaded to know what was so great about this. She sweetly recalled that 'he remembered my name, he said hi, and he told me to call him back.' Never mind the fact that what she described was the content of LITERALLY EVERY VOICE MAIL IN HISTORY. Name, hello, please call back. Not really a boatload of charm on display. To fail this test, a guy would have to leave a message that said: 'No greeting. This is man. I don't remember you. End communication.”
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Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari is an American actor, comedian, and writer renowned for his contributions to television and film. He is best known for his role as Tom Haverford in the HBO series 'Parks and Recreation' and as Dev Shah in the Netflix series 'Master of None'. Ansari has also produced several stand-up specials and authored books on dating and social media, making him a prominent figure in the entertainment industry. more
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