“I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.” FeelsSexFrontsCoupleCharmSeatsDisappointedPantsBobDylanUnsuccessfulCadillacs Author:Bette Midler
“I have never liked sex. I do not think I ever will. It just seems the opposite of love.” ThinkingSeemsSexOpposites Author:Marilyn Monroe
“The backseat produced the sexual revolution.” SexRevolutionRebelliousBackseatSexual Revolution Book:Do it; scenarios of the revolution Source: Do it; scenarios of the revolution
“Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.” MenShouldHumorFunnyAsksSexSizeCondomColossal Author:Barbara Seaman
“Sex has become one of the most discussed subjects of modern times. The Victorians pretended it did not exist; the moderns pretend nothing else exists.” SexModernSubjectsModern Times Author:Fulton J. Sheen
“The story goes that I first had the idea for The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck.” FirstsIdeasStoriesLyingFieldsGuidesAlcoholDrunkGalaxy Author:Douglas Adams
“If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on a corner, I'd choose the saloon every time. People who drink up the pay check in the saloon are less likely to become Pharisees, thinking that they don't need the Great Physician, than those who weekly swill the soporific doctrine of man's goodness.” PeopleIfsThinkingMenNeedsChurchPayDrinkGoodnessCornersAlcoholChecksDoctrinePhysiciansSaloonsPharisees Author:Jay Adams
“Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it.” ArtArt IsWineAlcoholBrandy Author:Robertson Davies
“The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without a taste of scotch or rye. The cow drinks water by the ton And at eighteen is mostly done. The dog at fifteen cashes in Without the aid of rum or gin. The modest, sober, bone-dry hen Lays eggs for noggs and dies at ten. But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men Survive three-score years and ten. And some of us, though mighty few Stay pickled 'til we're ninety-two.” KnowsMenYearsTwoDoneDiesThreeWaterDogDrinkTasteTenHorseTwentiesWineLaysBonesAlcoholAidsBeerThirtyDryScoreEggsCashCowsSheepFifteenModestSoberNinetyEighteenThirty YearsGoatsGinScotchHensDrink WaterMulesRum Author:Charles Gavan Duffy
“Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives him an artificial cheeriness, an artificial excitement; and the pleasure of this state is increased by the low level of civilization and the narrow empty life to which these men are confined.” MenGivingStatesStrongForgetPleasureLevelsDrinkCivilizationLowsEmptyAlcoholExcitementArtificialForget ItConfinedLow LevelEmpty LifeStrong Drink Author:Alexander Herzen
