“If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
Author
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy, born on September 6, 1958, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his witty sarcasm and self-deprecating humor, he has won the hearts of audiences. Foxworthy's comedy, characterized by its sharp social commentary and self-mockery, has achieved significant success in television, radio, and stage performances. more
You May Also Like
“You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.”
“You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.”
“You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.”
“You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.”
“You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.”
“You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.”
“You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.”
“You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.”