“The best way to break up with a girl is like I'm taking off a band-aid. Slowly and in the shower.”
Quote by Anthony Jeselnik
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Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik, born on December 22, 1978, is an American comedian known for his sharp wit and unique performance style. He has gained recognition for his appearances in comedy clubs and television shows. more
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