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“Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.”

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Al Madrigal
Al Madrigal

Al Madrigal, born on July 4, 1971, is an American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit. He has gained recognition in the comedy industry through his appearances in various television shows and comedy specials. more

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