“A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.” Quote by Israel Zangwill
“Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out of him, but with that other guy I can't keep what I've got.” FirstsI CanGuyHonestStupidHonestySmartFellowsStupiditySillyOther GuysCrooked Author:Lewis Blaine Hershey
“I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.” MistakeStupidHumorousProfoundSillyCleverMaking MistakesLearning From MistakesMy MistakesFunny RelationshipGreat MistakesI Make MistakesVery CleverI Have Made MistakesI Made A MistakeLife MistakesLearn From My MistakesMistakes And LearningMaking Mistakes And Learning From ThemStupid Mistake Author:John Peel
“If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.” IfsGivingMindLeadershipCommunicationHumorousDiscoveryProfoundSillyInsaneHospitalityBrevity Author:Dennis Roch
“The question now is: Can we understand our stupidity? This is a test of intellect, not of character.” CharacterTestsIntellectStupiditySilly Author:John K. Fairbank
“I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence to have when I started in television. He was also a great comic actor to learn from.” ActorsTelevisionWarmComicFriendlyVery Sad Author:John Cleese
“An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer.” YearsLawMonthsLawyerTrialsDelayCompetentIncompetent Author:Evelle J. Younger
“Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.” InspirationalReasonFunnyJourneyTravelGoldSilly Author:Eduard Heine
“It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.” LifeFunnyLife IsExistenceDamnFunny LifeAnother LifeDamn ThingsCycle Of LifeOne Thing After Another Author:Edna St. Vincent Millay
“You own a dog with the knowledge that it will move through the stages of existence in fast forward, providing you with a lesson about your own life passages if you let it.” IfsLifeMovingExistenceStageDogLessonsPassagesProviding Author:Antonya Nelson
“How sweet and gracious, even in common speech, Is that fine sense which men call Courtesy! Wholesome as air and genial as the light, Welcome in every clime as breath of flowers, It transmutes aliens into trusting friends, And gives its owner passport round the globe.” MenGivingLightCommonAirSweetFlowerFineSpeechBreathsRoundsWelcomeAliensMannersOwnersGlobesCourtesyGraciousPassportsCommon Courtesy Author:James Thomas Fields