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“Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.”

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Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner, born on September 17, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. Rudner is known for her performances in television, radio, and on stage, with her work often exploring themes such as women, marriage, and family. more

“Bet you ten bucks we make it." What are the odds? she thought, and realized with sudden, blinding clarity that she wouldn't take the other side of that bet, that only a loser would bet against them. This is really it, she thought, amazed. This is really forever. I believe in this. "Min?" he said, and she kissed him, putting all her heart into it. "No bet," she said against his mouth. "Your odds are too good." "Our odds are too good”

Believe Heart Said I Believe Sides Forever Ten Mouths I Believe In Clarity Loser Odds Amazed Bucks

Author:Jennifer Crusie

“The entire world was like a palace with countless rooms whose doors opened into one another. We were able to pass from one room to the next only by exercising our memories and imaginations, but most of us, in our laziness, rarely exercised these capacities, and forever remained in the same room.”

World Able Next Imagination Memories Rooms Forever Doors Exercise Capacity Laziness Palaces Our Memories

Book:My Name Is Red

Source: My Name Is Red

“pg 9, "The consciousness of life's unconsciousness is the oldest tax levied on the intelligence.”

Consciousness Taxes Unconsciousness

Author:Fernando Pessoa

“We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private." "A smug expression crosses his face. "I don't buy it for a second, 'cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder." "A reminder of w-w-what?" "That you were mine.”