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“My parents spent countless hours teaching me to read and write. My mother was an English teacher who patiently taught me where to put my periods and commas, and my father, who loves books more than anyone I know, taught me from an early age that books are precious and should be handled gently , "like butterflies.”

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Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein is an American stand-up comedian known for her unique humor style and insightful observations on social phenomena. Born on August 17, 1975, she has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Klein is celebrated for her solo comedy performances on stage, television, and the internet, which often tackle topics such as gender, politics, and pop culture. more

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