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Quote by George Carlin

“Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.”

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This book features a series of short stories that blend dark humor with fantastical elements, creating a unique and often absurd narrative style. more

Author

George Carlin

George Carlin, born on May 12, 1937, in New York, USA, was a renowned American comedian, writer, and actor. His career began in the 1960s, and he became famous for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations on social phenomena. Carlin was known for his sharp wit and satirical take on politics, religion, language, and culture, often sparking controversy but also winning widespread acclaim. more

“Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!”

Way Light Used Lines Type Kissing Used To Be Doing Nothing Crosby

Author:Bob Hope

“Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.”

Home House Hours Worry Blow Heavy Miles Hurricanes Mortgage Back Home Pacific Tornadoes Typhoons

Author:Bob Hope

“Television. That's where movies go when they die.”

Dies Television

Book:Bob Hope

Source: Bob Hope

“Nothing is really so very frightening when everything is so very dangerous”

Dangerous Frightening