“Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.” JobsLyingPoliticianDescription Author:Rob Delaney
“Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.” WantWellsMeanPayAttentionAttractiveTargetRomneyIrresistibleComedic Author:Rob Delaney
“But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.” KnowsBodyStageMountainBottomThrown Author:Rob Delaney
“Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?” YearsShowsTalkingParticularTvsCapableJokesCleverBrandsComedianTv ShowsShampooFavorite Tv Shows Author:Rob Delaney
“I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.” PeopleStuffParentLaughingComedyBillsAlbumsMy SisterMaking People LaughRoad Trip Author:Rob Delaney
“I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.” PeopleThinkingKidsActingLaughingCrySingingI RealizedEnjoyedPerformingMaking People Laugh Author:Rob Delaney
“I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved.” EndsEnoughInterestingPlansInvolvedCampaignsComedianThe End Of The Day Author:Rob Delaney
“It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.” PeopleFeelsTryingBodyMediaTerribleHollywoodWake UpCorporationsUndercut Author:Rob Delaney
“It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.” IfsMadeHardWould BeLanguageTalkingWifeHeardMy WifeEmbarrassedRobust Author:Rob Delaney
“On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.” BelieveHumansGuyStageDadHusbandMessEntity Author:Rob Delaney