“I have a job to do. ... If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, then you don't know me.” IfsThinkingKnowsGivingImportantJobsRight NowPercentPresidentialDamnKnow MeGangnam StyleYou Don't Know Me Author:Chris Christie
“I have memories of being in Yale five years ago. It was December and so damn cold that while professing love to my leading lady and singing a Bollywood ditty which went something like this, Kabhie alvida na kehna – my mouth froze itself to death. I say death because as I inched closer to kiss her, mouthing the words kabhi alvida na… my mouth and jaw just locked.” YearsMemoriesFiveColdKissingSingingMouthsYears AgoDamnFive YearsLockedDecemberYaleBollywoodLeading Ladies Author:Shahrukh Khan
“So I am hoping my second outing to your wonderful university turns out differently, because it would be highly embarrassing if I said, “Good evening Yaleites” or “Yalers”, or whatever you guys are called, and got stuck at Yaaaaa…. That wouldn’t make for much of a speech.” IfsSaidWould BeGuyTurnsWonderfulSpeechUniversityStuckEveningEmbarrassingYaleGood Evening Author:Shahrukh Khan
“History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice.” FunnyTeachVirtueVicesCeaseSarcasm Author:Ludwig Borne
“Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport” FunnySportsFootballContactSarcasmCollisionContact Sports Author:Duffy Daugherty
“Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.” FunnyPleasePianoSarcasmPianistPiano LessonSaloonsPlaying PianoPiano MusicPiano Playing Author:Oscar Wilde
“Leave the wrong done by another where the wrong arose.” DoneAdvice Book:Meditations Source: Meditations
“You must learn, day by day, year by year, to broaden your horizon.” YearsAdviceHorizonIndignantNew Horizons Author:Ethel Barrymore