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“Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.”

Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Chi Chi Rodriguez

Born on October 23, 1935, Chi Chi Rodriguez is a renowned professional golfer. His career is filled with remarkable achievements, including multiple victories in the PGA Tour. Known for his unique style and exceptional skills, Chi Chi Rodriguez has had a profound impact on the sport of golf. more

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