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“I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight.”

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson

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Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson, born on April 11, 1960, is a renowned British broadcaster. Known for his unique sense of humor and forthright speech, he was one of the hosts of the popular TV show 'Top Gear'. more

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