“Mama, why do I always fall for the crazy ones?”
Quote by John Mellencamp
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“Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.”
“Mother, are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.”
“My family tree consists of drug dealers, thugs, and killers.”
“My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy.”
