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“Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.”

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Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman, born on December 1, 1970, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and director. Known for her unique sense of humor and sharp wit, she has gained widespread popularity with her satirical and self-deprecating style. more

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