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Quote by Christopher Atkins

“Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!”

Quote by Christopher Atkins

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Christopher Atkins

Christopher Atkins, born on February 21, 1961, is an American actor known for his extensive work in film and television. He is best recognized for his roles in 'Baywatch' as Dane Mitchell and in 'Terminator 2: Judgment Day'. Atkins began his acting career in the 1980s and continues to be active in the industry today. more

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