“I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.” WantFeelsNightLuckyEvery NightHere We Go Again Author:Joel Madden
“The historian must have some conception of how men who are not historians behave. Otherwise he will move in a world of the dead. He can only gain that conception through personal experience, and he can only use his personal experiences when he is a genius.” MenWorldUseMovingLiteratureGeniusGainsBehaveConceptionHistorianPersonal Experiences Author:E. M. Forster
“The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.” WorstBest ThingsBeing RealWorst Things Author:Joel Madden
“Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind.” PeopleMindFactsVideoLabelsOpen MindKeep An Open Mind Author:Joel Madden
“Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.” HardBigsSecretHard Work Author:Joel McHale
“If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.” IfsWayDreamLyingYour Dreams Author:Joel McHale
“It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.” PeopleStageFrontsWeekendAwesome Things Author:Joel McHale
“My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.” GoalCareersFameSakeHorrible Author:Joel McHale
“Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.” PeopleActorsHollywoodBe Good Author:Joel McHale