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“We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.”

Quote by Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran is an Irish comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. Born on November 3, 1971, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. more

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