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“Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!”

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Carlos Mencia, born on October 22, 1967, is a renowned comedian from Mexico. Known for his humorous and insightful style, Mencia has made a significant impact on the comedy scene with his ability to reveal social phenomena through humor. more

“Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, but the only races you can tell apart are Indianapolis and Daytona. I hope I am reincarnated as toothpaste, so I never have to see you again. Now take your twelve-pack of wife-beating juice and get the park out of my store!”

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Author:Carlos Mencia

“I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!”

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Author:Carlos Mencia

“I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!”

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Author:Carlos Mencia

“Call it the Tiger Mom effect: In the business world today, failure is apparently not an option.”

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“In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.”

Knows Men Heart Comedy Honesty Jokes

Author:Carlos Mencia

“It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.”

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Author:Carlos Mencia

“I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.”

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Author:Carlos Mencia

“I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.”

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Author:Carlos Mencia

“Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.”

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Author:Carlos Mencia

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