Home / Quotes / Quote by Jimmy Fallon

Quote by Jimmy Fallon

“Arizona Senator John McCain announced that he plans on running for a sixth term because he is concerned about the nation's security. He plans to help just like any other 80-year-old: by sitting on his porch with a police scanner.”

Quote by Jimmy Fallon

Author

Jimmy Fallon, born in September 1974, is an American television host. He is widely recognized for hosting 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon', a show known for its interactive and entertaining nature. Fallon is known for his humorous hosting style and engaging interactions with guests. more

You May Also Like

“John McCain addressed critics who believe he will be too old to run for a sixth term in the Senate, saying that he's still healthy and ready to go. Then people around McCain said, 'Why is he talking to that mannequin?'”

People Believe Said Stills Running Term Talking Ready Healthy Critics Senate Mccain

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“John McCain responded to critics who say he's too old for a sixth term by saying that his mother is 103 years old and doing well. The crazy thing is that even she is somehow younger than John McCain.”

Years Wells Mother Term Crazy Critics Mccain Crazy Things

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Rand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American dream.' It's hard to tell if he's running for president or doing an infomercial for Bowflex.”

Ifs Hard Dream Running President Machines Defeat Campaigns American Dream Slogans Infomercials

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, '2016?'”

Said Today House White Numbers Building Including Officials Massive Affected White House

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect - telling people, 'Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.'”

People Firsts Made States Play President Like You Jazz Presidential President Obama Utah

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as 'Hispanic' on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, 'Si.'”

Ifs Said Form Race Regret Criticism Voters Hispanic Registration Voter Registration

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“While he was in Utah, Obama discussed immigration reform with leaders of the Mormon Church. Obama introduced the first lady. Then the church's president introduced HIS first lady. And his second lady. And his third, fourth, and fifth ladies.”

Firsts President Church Leader Thirds Immigration Reform Fourth Fifth First Lady Immigration Reform Utah

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“After months of negotiations, Iran has finally agreed to reduce its nuclear weapons program. Which was great until Putin showed up and said, 'Hi, I'm here about Craigslist ad for nukes.'”

Said Months Weapons Program Nuclear Iran Ads Nuclear Weapons Negotiation Putin Nukes Craigslist

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Iran said it will give up trying to make a nuclear weapon. But it got awkward when Iran said, 'But just for Lent. We'll start again on Monday.'”

Giving Trying Said Giving Up Weapons Nuclear Iran Awkward Nuclear Weapons Monday

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Many people are noting the difference between Hillary Clinton's friendly public appearances and her blunt and direct Twitter account. Yeah, she's nice in person, and mean on the Internet. You know, kinda like EVERYONE.”

People Knows Mean Persons Differences Nice Internet Direct Accounts Yeah Clinton Appearance Friendly Blunt

Author:Jimmy Fallon