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“If I had to catalog all the moronic plot turns in The Day After Tomorrow, we'd be here until the next ice age. It's just so very bad. You can have a pretty good time snickering at it-unless, like me, you think there's something to this global warming thing, and you shudder at the irony of a movie meant to warn people about a dangerous environmental trend that completely discredits it. Is it possible that the film is a plot to make environmental activists look as wacko as anti-environmentalists always claim they are?”

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David Edelstein

David Edelstein, born in 1959, is a renowned film critic with a significant influence in the film review field. Known for his insightful and accessible writing style, he has made a name for himself with his unique perspectives on cinema. more

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