“A critic often has to play the role of coroner, dissecting a work to find out why it died (or never lived).” Quote by David Edelstein
“What can you say about a man who leaps from a helicopter over Manhattan without a parachute in the hope that by increasing his heart rate he'll transform into an iridescent lime-green behemoth so he can take on an even bigger behemoth? That he knows he's living in a computer-generated universe in which gravity is a feeble suggestion and nothing is remotely at stake, and that when he hits the ground he'll be replaced by a special effect. The Incredible Hulk is weightless-as disposable as an Xbox game.” KnowsMenHeartUniverseGamesSpecialEffectsComputerBiggerGreenRateIncrediblesLeapStakesGravityReplacedSuggestionsManhattanHelicoptersSpecial EffectsDisposableParachutesLimesXboxHeart RateIridescentBehemothIncredible HulkLime Green Author:David Edelstein
“The English have a wellspring of comedy that will never be exhausted: the combination of bestial urges and excellent manners.” ComedyMannersCombinationExcellentUrgesExhaustedWellspring Author:David Edelstein
“Let me tell you, if your marriage is in trouble, skip the therapist and find a psycho. Nothing brings people together faster.” PeopleIfsTogetherTroubleLet MeFasterTherapistsSkipPsycho Author:David Edelstein
“Russell Crowe is normally an actor who disappears so far into his characters you'd swear his DNA has been altered.” Has BeensCharacterActorsDisappearSwearDnaAltered Author:David Edelstein
“It was once argued that 'Starring Sylvester Stallone' were the three scariest words in the English language but until I saw Adam Sandler I'd always thought the three scariest words in the English language were 'starring Dan Aykroyd.'” ThreeLanguageSawsAdamEnglish Language Author:Joe Queenan
“Incapable of conjuring up any facial expression that she did not learn from watching television, Jessica Alba plays a brilliant scientist who inadvertently acquires the ability to make herself invisible. This is not a gift Alba seems particularly comfortable with, as the last thing she needs is to be heard but not seen.” NeedsPlaySeemsLastsAbilityHeardTelevisionExpressionComfortableScientistBrilliantInvisibleAcquireIncapableFacialJessicaConjuringWatching TelevisionFacial Expression Author:Joe Queenan
“I didn't end up going bankrupt... I made some great investments and I held on to my money, which also enables me to have the freedom to do what I want now. But it's not about finances. No matter what, it's about keeping it real.” WantMadeRealEndsMatterNo Matter WhatInvestmentFinanceKeeping It Real Author:Vanilla Ice
“On this side of the Atlantic, the arrival of a new Woody Allen movie is always greeted with tremors of bliss by filmgoers past the age of 60, with mild curiosity by those in their 50s, with trepidation by those in their 40s, with fear and loathing by those in their 30s, and with complete indifference by anyone younger. An icon to baby boomers, who will never concede that when something is over, it is really over (Clapton, McCartney, Santana, the 1960s), Allen has not made a truly memorable film since Bullets On Broadway back in 1994.” MadeAgePastFilmSidesBabyCuriosityIndifferenceBlissMemorableOver ItBulletsBroadway1960sIconsArrivalsLoathingWoodyBoomersFear And LoathingBaby BoomerTrepidationSantanaWoody Allen Movie Author:Joe Queenan
“Martin Scorcese is probably America's greatest living director, and while he is not a titan like John Ford or Alfred Hitchcock or Federico Fellini, he is certainly consistently more interesting than Steven Spielberg, Brian de Palma, Francis Ford Coppola or Woody Allen. Even a failure like Gangs of New York or a curiosity like The Aviator is more interesting and ambitious than Munich, The Black Dahlia or Scoop.” AmericaBlackInterestingNew YorkDirectorsCuriosityAmbitiousConsistentlyGangWoodyBrianHitchcockTitansAviatorMunichDahlias Author:Joe Queenan
“As was the case in Requiem for a Dream, Pollock, A Beautiful Mind, House of Sand and Fog, The Hulk and Dark Water, Connelly's mere presence in a film guarantees that things will turn out badly for the male lead, as Connelly is always cast as the Angel of Death. Fun to hang out with, great eyes, amazing eyebrows, but the Angel of Death.” MindDreamEyeBeautifulFilmTurnsHouseFunWaterDarkCasesAngelMereMalesCastsGuaranteesSandHanging OutFogEyebrowsGuarantees ThatJenniferBeautiful MindRequiemAngel Of DeathPollockDark WaterRequiem For A Dream Author:Joe Queenan