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Quote by Steve Martin

“The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.”

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Steve Martin is a renowned American comedian, screenwriter, director, and musician, born on August 14, 1945. He has achieved great success in film, television, and theater, known for his unique sense of humor and acting skills. more

“I studied with the Maharishi for many years, and really didn't learn that much. But one thing that he taught me, I'll never forget: 'ALWAYS...' no, wait-- 'NEVER...' no, wait, it was 'ALWAYS carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can toss it out the window.'”

Ifs Years Waiting Forget Rooms One Thing Car Taught Window Bags Never Forget Toss

Author:Steve Martin

“Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women.”

Years Lasts Winning Hot Broke Barriers Last Year Berries

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“Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.”

Book Guy Cost These Days Expensive Sinner This Guy Bucks

Author:Dan Castellaneta

“After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.”

Years Differences Opinion Cutting Ego Married

Author:Dan Castellaneta

“I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?”

Should Hard Kids Guy Half Hell Hard Work Hearing Sunday Should I Bad Guys Heretic Funny Simpsons I Love My Kids Love My Kids

Author:Dan Castellaneta

“Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.”

Easy Race Duty Tricks Jury Funny Simpsons Funniest Simpsons Jury Duty

Author:Dan Castellaneta

“I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.”

Writing Reason Shows School Acting Cities College High School Radio Enjoyed Second City

Author:Dan Castellaneta

“I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.”

Kind Long Made Said Matter Acting Pact

Author:Dan Castellaneta

“They are at the end of the gallery; retired to their tea and scandal, according to their ancient custom.”

Ends Ancient Tea Customs Scandal Retired Gallery

Author:William Congreve

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