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Quote by Joseph Heller

“Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.”

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Joseph Heller was an American novelist known for his satirical and black humor style. His novel 'Catch-22' is considered one of the greatest novels of the 20th century and has had a profound impact on literature. more

“The first responsibility of the Muslim is as teacher. That is his job, to teach. His first school, his first classroom is within the household. His first student is himself. He masters himself and then he begins to convey the knowledge that he has acquired to the family. The people who are closest to him.”

People Firsts School Jobs Responsibility Teach Teacher Teaching Students Masters Classroom Household Closest

Author:H. Rap Brown

“In Hollywood, no one knows anything.”

Knows Hollywood

Author:William Goldman

“We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!”

Humor Funny White Boys Proud Shops Owners Isle Salsa Sunscreen Caucasian

Author:George Lopez

“Hmmmm...There certainly are a lot of pretty boys in this world.”

World Boys This World Pretty Boy

Book:In the Belly of the Bloodhound: Being an Account of a Particularly Peculiar Adventure in the Life of Jacky Faber

Source: In the Belly of the Bloodhound: Being an Account of a Particularly Peculiar Adventure in the Life of Jacky Faber

“I will only add, God bless you.”

Add Bless God Bless Darcy God Bless You

Book:Pride and Prejudice (Fourth Edition) (Norton Critical Editions)

Source: Pride and Prejudice (Fourth Edition) (Norton Critical Editions)

“Look!You want to see? See! Feast your eyes, glut your soul on my cursed ugliness! Look at Erik's face! Now you know the face of the voice! You were not content to hear me, eh? You wanted to know what I looked like? Oh, you women are so inquisitive! Well, are you satisfied? I'm a good-looking fellow, eh?...When a woman has seen me, as you have, she belongs to me.She loves me forever! I am a kind of Don Juan, you know!...Look at me! I am Don Juan Triumphant! -Erik in The Phantom of the Opera”

“Sandy is kind. But she has a smart mind”

Mind Kind Smart Sandy

Author:Elizabeth Sims

“Know that it is a corpse who loves you and adores you and will never, never leave you!...Look, I am not laughing now, crying, crying for you, Christine, who have torn off my mask and who therefore can never leave me again!...Oh, mad Christine, who wanted to see me!”

Knows Looks Wanted Laughing Love You Cry Mad Mask Adore Torn Leaving Me Corpses Christine Adore You Never Leave Me

Author:Gaston Leroux

“Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler." Kelsier: Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In fact, I'm far more than just a 'mild' annoyance--people tell me I can be downright frustrating. Might as well use this talent for the cause of good, eh?”

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Author:Brandon Sanderson

“I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie.”

Violence Military Pie Cherries Cherry Pie

Author:H. Rap Brown

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