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“I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.”

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Book:The memoirs of Bambi Goldbloom, or, Growing up in New Jersey

Work

The memoirs of Bambi Goldbloom, or, Growing up in New Jersey

This memoir offers a candid look into the life of Bambi Goldbloom, exploring her upbringing and the cultural landscape of New Jersey through her personal lens. more

Author

Linda Sunshine, born on March 29, 1948, is a renowned author. Her works are known for their profound emotions and rich imagination, which have won the love of readers. more

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“the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.”

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“It's surely one of the strange phenomena of this decade that the most thoughtful gift you can bring a date is not flowers, chocolates, or ankle-length pearls, but a note from your doctor.”

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“If you're willing to travel, or just super-desperate, the best place in the world to meet unattached men is on the Alaska pipeline. I'm told that the trek through the frozen tundra is well worth the effect for any woman who wants to know what it feels like to be Victoria Principal.”

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“I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.”

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“As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there's the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there's no black box of relationships.”

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“When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.”

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