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“Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?”

Quote by Donnell Rawlings

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Donnell Rawlings

Donnell Rawlings is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. Born on October 23, 1970, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Rawlings has gained popularity through his performances in comedy clubs and television shows. more

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