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Quote by Martin Caidin

“You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.”

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Martin Caidin was an American author best known for his science fiction novels. His works spanned a variety of genres, including military, politics, and science fiction, with his most famous series being the 'Red Storm' series. more

“I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be on a sinking ship-and survive. You can be in an earthquake, fire, volcanic eruption, tornado, what you will-and survive. But if your plane crashes, you do not survive. And I say the heck with it.”

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Author:Isaac Asimov

“I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.”

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Author:Bill Cosby

“In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours - one hour for flying and one hour to get to the airport.”

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Author:Neil H. McElroy

“Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another.”

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Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Flight Reservation Systems decide whether or not you exist. If your information isn't in their database, then you simply don't get to go anywhere.”

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Author:Arthur Miller

“If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?”

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Author:George Carlin

“When asked by someone how much money flying takes: Why, all of it!”

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Author:Gordon Baxter

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