“If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.”
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Famous Gary Larson Quotes
“Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”
“Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.”
“I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.”
“You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.”
“It would be hard to get worse. I had only one direction to go.”
“The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.”
“Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!”
“It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.”
“What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?”
“I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.”
“Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.”
“Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly.”
“I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.”
“On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.”
“By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.”
“Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.”
“I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.”
“Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.”
“Hot oil! We need hot oil!... Forget the water balloons!”
“I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.”
