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“I have lived a carnal life.”

Quote by Sam Kinison

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Sam Kinison was an influential American comedian known for his unique humor style and bold political satire. Born on December 8, 1953, he passed away on April 10, 1992. Kinison's comedic works often involved social and political topics, and his sharp wit and strong personality won him a large fan base. more

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