“Labour day is a great American holiday that people celebrate by going out and buying products made in China” PeopleMadeProductsChinaCelebrateBuyingHolidayLabourGoing OutGreat AmericanLabour DayMade In China Author:David Letterman
“I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.” IdeasFacesBoysRedNo IdeaRed Lips Author:David Letterman
“If you didn’t believe it before — and it’s easy to understand how you might have been sceptical on this point — if you didn’t believe it before, you can absolutely believe it now: New York City is the greatest city in the world.” IfsWorldBelieveHas BeensMightEasyCitiesNew YorkNew York CityMight Have BeenCities In The World Author:David Letterman
“While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.” HeartGoneMy HeartPlusSurgeryHaircutsBypass Author:David Letterman
“Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.” TwoBigsPlansWeekendRomneyTwo Days Author:David Letterman
“Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.” LastsFoundSportsMillionsMonthsRaisedPocketsCoatsRomney Author:David Letterman
“I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three?” TwoThreeWorrySkillsConservativeCrap Author:David Letterman
“Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.” BookTodayGayDown AndGreenHeyComicComic BookRomneyLanternsGreen Lantern Author:David Letterman