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“Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.”

Quote by Eoin Colfer

Book:Artemis Fowl

Work

In this fantasy-adventure novel, Artemis Fowl, a teenage genius and master criminal, discovers that a magical artifact has been stolen. He enlists the help of a fairy to track down the thief and recover the artifact, leading to a series of thrilling encounters and unexpected alliances. more

Author

Eoin Colfer is an Irish author best known for his children's literature. He gained international recognition as one of the authors of the 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' continuation series. Born on May 14, 1965, Colfer's works are celebrated for their humor and imagination, appealing to young readers. more

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Book:Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident

Source: Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident

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Book:Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Book #3

Source: Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Book #3

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Book:Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

Source: Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

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Book:Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

Source: Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony