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“No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.”

Quote by Eoin Colfer

Book:Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident

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Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident

In this adventure, Artemis Fowl, a teenage genius and master criminal, discovers a hidden fairy world and embarks on a quest to save it from a dangerous threat. Along the way, he encounters magical creatures and faces moral dilemmas, all while trying to uncover the truth behind a mysterious incident in the Arctic. more

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Eoin Colfer is an Irish author best known for his children's literature. He gained international recognition as one of the authors of the 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' continuation series. Born on May 14, 1965, Colfer's works are celebrated for their humor and imagination, appealing to young readers. more

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