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“Every now and again, a painting will get away from my control and take over. Sometimes it's a good thing. Sometimes it's a giant drooling hairy thing with pointy teeth. You know how it is.”

Quote by Ursula Vernon

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Ursula Vernon, born on May 28, 1977, is an accomplished American writer known for her unique humor and imaginative storytelling. Her works, primarily in the genres of fantasy and science fiction, have gained widespread popularity among young readers, earning her critical acclaim and a dedicated fan base. more

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