“I would like to hear Elliot Carter's Fourth String Quartet, if only to discover what a cranky prostate does to one's polyphony.” IfsDoeMusicalStringsFourthCarterQuartetsCrankyProstateString QuartetsPolyphony Author:James Sellars
“If he'd been making shell-cases during the war it might have been better for music.” IfsHas BeensWarMightCasesMusicalShellsMight Have Been Author:Maurice Ravel
“Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.” GivingCan DoPleasureCapableInstrumentsMusicalLegsScratchesConductor Author:Thomas Beecham
“After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter.” HumorEarthFunnyDiesReturnMusicalGatekeepers Author:Arturo Toscanini
“We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could be good enough to keep in touch now and again.” EnoughMusicalBe GoodGood Enough Author:Thomas Beecham
“Her singing reminds me of a cart coming downhill with the brake on.” SingingMusicalCartsBrake Author:Thomas Beecham
“Education in music is most sovereign because more than anything else rhythm and harmony find their way to the innermost soul and take strongest hold upon it” WaySoulMusic IsHarmonyMusicalRhythmStrongestSovereignMusic Education Author:Plato
“When a piece gets difficult, make faces.” FacesDifficultPiecesProblem SolvingFunny Music Author:Artur Schnabel
“I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I start to play.” PlayMusicPianoKeyboardsFunny MusicPlaying PianoPiano MusicPiano Playing Author:Artur Schnabel
“Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled.” LongCoursesTeethPianoFunny MusicRecitals Author:George Bernard Shaw