“I do something about the weather. I stay home.”
Quote by George Carlin
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3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
This book is a collection of George Carlin's comedic performances and written pieces, reflecting his distinctive brand of humor and insightful observations on a wide range of subjects. more
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“I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.”
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“I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.”
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“I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.”
“It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.”
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“Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.”
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“Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.”
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“Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.”
