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“There is no defense against the base on balls.”

Quote by Joe Garagiola

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Joe Garagiola was a renowned American sports announcer known for his unique sense of humor and deep understanding of baseball. Born on February 12, 1926, he passed away on March 23, 2016. Garagiola had a career spanning decades in broadcasting and television, providing commentary for various sports, particularly baseball. His career was filled with honors, including multiple sports broadcasting awards. more

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