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“If your God loves virgins, why he has created both male and female?”

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“However, Harry, my clock has stopped. The embalmer is rolling up his sleeves. Even as we speak, seventy-two virgins are slipping into schoolgirl uniforms for me. You must live, and I confirm: always put your penis first.”

Clock Virgins Penis Embalmer

Book:The Last Word

Source: The Last Word

“Unicorns practically breathed magic. He was to a horse what a horse was to a pig. Four tiny cloven hooves shone like burnished silver, slender legs as graceful as an antelope's led to a slender body, a delicate neck with an arch like the stem of a lily-blossom and a head like the blossom itself, crowned with that glorious pearly horn. And the eyes- big golden-brown eyes you could fall into and never come out of- 'It's a male Unicorn, Andie.' Her brain prompted her with that information. 'Male Unicorns are attracted to female virgins, female Unicorns are attracted to male virgins.”

Virgins Unicorns Male And Female

Book:One Good Knight

Source: One Good Knight

“Shame I’m all out of virgins and aurochs. What the hell’s the plural of ‘aurochs’ anyway?”

Virgins Aurochs

Book:Full Fathom Five

Source: Full Fathom Five

“Whether it’s a simple hymenoplasty (which guarantees to spill a little blood on the sheets, so your future husband can conclude he married a virgin) or a supervaginoplasty (that promises to leave you as tight as an oyster), the cosmetic surgeon has much to offer. And all that the girl simply needs to do is ask: “Can I have an extra order of virgin to go, please?”

Virgins Virginity Cosmetic Surgery Hymen

Author:Mallika Nawal

“Affetmek istemeyen, bedel ödetmek ister.”

Motivational Quotes Love Quotes Separation

Book:Sanmasınlar Yıkıldık

Source: Sanmasınlar Yıkıldık

“Magical, unbelievably magical, Unicorns practically breathed magic. He was to a horse what a horse was to a pig. Four tiny cloven hooves shone like burnished silver, slender legs as graceful as an antelope's led to a slender body, a delicate neck with an arch like the stem of a lily-blossom and a head like the blossom itself, crowned with that glorious pearly horn. And the eyes- big golden-brown eyes you could fall into and never come out of- 'It's a male Unicorn, Andie.' Her brain prompted her with that information. 'Male Unicorns are attracted to female virgins, female Unicorns are attracted to male virgins.”

Virgins Unicorns Male And Female

Book:One Good Knight

Source: One Good Knight

“Technology knows no virgins.”

Technology Anthony T Hincks Ai Artificial Intelligence Virgins The Prophet Avocatorium Computers

Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“Romances serve but to feed the imagination of the young; they add nothing to the sum of truth.”

Romance Kate Chopin The Godmother

Book:The Awakening and Selected Short Fiction

Source: The Awakening and Selected Short Fiction

“Um homem forte pode dobrar o céu a seu favor, mas só para si mesmo, sabia Temujin.”

Destino Forte Homem Céu Temujin

Book:Genghis: Birth of an Empire

Source: Genghis: Birth of an Empire

“But simple as the Sign of the Cross is, it carries a brave weight: it names the Trinity, celebrates the Creator, and brings home all the power of faith to the brush of fingers on skin and bone and belly. So do we, sometimes well and sometimes ill, labor to bring home our belief in God's love to the stuff of our daily lives, the skin and bone of this world — and the Sign of the Cross helps us to remember that we have a Companion on the road.”

Source: Credo: Essays on Grace, Altar Boys, Bees, Kneeling, Saints, the Mass, Priests, Strong Women, Epiphanies, a Wake, and the Haun