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“I fully realize that every promise I make, the Republicans will double and the Democrats will redouble. They think this will make me vulnerable, but they don't know I have some tricks up my sleeve, along with a box of raisins to munch on while I'm waiting for the returns to come in.”

Quote by Gracie Allen

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Gracie Allen, a renowned American comedienne, was born on July 26, 1895, and passed away on August 27, 1964. Known for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue, she is one of the iconic figures in American comedy during the 20th century. more

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