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“People keep asking me if I'll marry again. It's as if after you've had one car crash you want another.”

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Stephanie Beacham is an American television actress born on February 28, 1947. She has a rich career in the television industry, known for her outstanding performances in various television series. more

“The whole point of marriage is to stop you getting anywhere near real life. You think it's a great struggle with the mystery of being. It's more like being smothered in warm cocoa. There's sex, but it's not what you think. Marvellous, for the first fortnight. Then every Wednesday. If there isn't a good late-night concert on the Third. Meanwhile you become a biological functionary. An agent of the great female womb, spawning away, dumping its goods in your lap for succour. Daddy, daddy, we're here, and we're expensive.”

“Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.”

Ifs Want Should Whole Sex What You Want Meant To Be Nasty Puppy Were Meant To Be Cuddling

Book:Sex & Sensibility

Source: Sex & Sensibility

“When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.”

Age Dies Sex Cases Threesome

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.”

Years Stills Lasts Next Wife Doors Missing Fellows My Wife Ran Last Year

Author:Les Dawson

“The husband was a teetotaller, there was no other woman, and the conduct complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his wife.”

Wife Habit Husband Teeth Meals Hurling Winding Up

Book:The Adventures and the Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

Source: The Adventures and the Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

“Marriage is a tyranny, a mortification of man's natural instincts. Man needs a multiplicity of relationships.”

Men Needs Natural Instinct Tyranny Multiplicity Mortification Natural Instinct

Author:Federico Fellini

“Shadows sometimes people don't see shadows. The Chinese of course never paint them in pictures, oriental art never deals with shadow. But I noticed these shadows and I knew it meant it was sunny.”

People Art Sometimes Courses Deals Shadow Paint Chinese Sunny Sunny Day

Author:David Hockney

“Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children.”

Men Children Sex Lifeboats

Author:Carrie Fisher

“Here's how men think. Sex, work - and those are reversible, depending on age - sex, work, food, sports and lastly, begrudgingly, relationships. And here's how women think. Relationships, relationships, relationships, work, sex, shopping, weight, food.”

Thinking Men Age Sex Sports Weight Shopping Sex Work

Author:Carrie Fisher

“I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word.”

Wife Ugly

Author:Greta Garbo

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