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Quote by Zach Galifianakis

“I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.”

Quote by Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis, born on October 1, 1969, is an American comedian known for his distinctive humor and ability to create memorable characters. He has gained widespread recognition for his roles in various television shows and movies. more

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